Sorry for the wait!

davestrider123:

the-rogue-0f-light:

conquerorwurm:

seifukucat:

can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person

Is this a comic? This should be a comic.

"no stupid, oh my god. no just… just turn… fuck. don’t wander over there, you’re gonna fall down the… aaand there he goes………….. moron.”

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amazing

wongburger:

the-vashta-nerada:

pleaseremembermefondly:

charlisheen:

you know what i want to know

how the fuck did mr salt and mrs pepper make a fucking cinnamon shaker for a baby

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solve that mystery steve

THAT IS PAPRIKA YOU IGNORANT SLUT

EXCUSE ME ASSHOLE THAT IS CINNAMON HE WAS BORN IN THE FOURTH SEASON

PAPRIKA LOOKS LIKE THIS

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THAT’S FUCKING PAPRIKA

SHE’S CINNAMON’S OLDER SISTER 

GOD DAMN TUMBLR I AM FUCKING DONE WITH YOUR SHIT

tumblr gets heated over blue’s clues

starkweek:

jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick

shanology:

captainofalltheships:

bucky barnes regains all his memories 

he hunts down tony, jaw clenched and veins popping and everybody gets really worried until he starts screaming

WHERE IS MY FLYING CAR MOTHERFUCKER

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hazelgracelancassters:

Reblog every wednesday.
It wednesday We all know what that means

hazelgracelancassters:

Reblog every wednesday.

It wednesday We all know what that means

unwinona:

McGonagall holding a Sorting Hat that has been duct-taped across the mouth and doing her own impression of the hat’s voice from behind her hand in the Great Hall.
James Potter HUFFLEPUFF
Remus Potter RAVENCLAW
Sirius Potter NOW THE GROUNDSKEEPER 
No classes together ever goodbye

unwinona:

McGonagall holding a Sorting Hat that has been duct-taped across the mouth and doing her own impression of the hat’s voice from behind her hand in the Great Hall.

James Potter HUFFLEPUFF

Remus Potter RAVENCLAW

Sirius Potter NOW THE GROUNDSKEEPER 

No classes together ever goodbye

hug-a-mermaid:

Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)
hug-a-mermaid:

Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)
hug-a-mermaid:

Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)
hug-a-mermaid:

Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)
hug-a-mermaid:

Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)
hug-a-mermaid:

Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)
hug-a-mermaid:

Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)
hug-a-mermaid:

Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)
hug-a-mermaid:

Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)
hug-a-mermaid:

Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)

hug-a-mermaid:

Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)

serration:

I was explaining to my 4-year-old cousin that some spiders will kill their mate for food after they have babies. I thought this was gross, but she was unimpressed as she said, "humans will kill each other for no reason, at least spiders kill each other for food." I have never been more ashamed to be a human in my life

feferiden:

gingerhaze:

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This is the realest shit

annafofannabanana:

okay I searched “joyful stock photo” and is one guy kept appearing and he started to really creep me out because
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HIS EXPRESSION NEVER CHANGES
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im scARED

A common scene

  • Me: no
  • Me: what
  • Me: stop that
  • Me: i swear to god if you
  • Me: you little SHIT
  • Me: YOU MOTHERFUCKER
  • Me: I WILL PISS ON YOUR GRAVE YOU PIECE OF CRAP
  • Me: I TOLD YOU NOT TO PLAY IN THE FUCKING TOILET
  • Me: AND WHAT DO YOU DO???
  • Me: PUT YOUR GODDAMN DIRTY GERM-COVERED HANDS IN THE TOILET BOWL
  • Me: THIS IS WHY NOBODY LIKES YOU
  • Me: I HOPE YOU DIE ALONE YOU MISERABLE TRASH HEAP
  • Friend: dude
  • Friend: chill out
  • Friend: what are you even playing?
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: virtual families
slavingpeoplesacrificingthings:

dapperfucker:

best of “she wears short skirts”

Fucking lost it at the last one
slavingpeoplesacrificingthings:

dapperfucker:

best of “she wears short skirts”

Fucking lost it at the last one
slavingpeoplesacrificingthings:

dapperfucker:

best of “she wears short skirts”

Fucking lost it at the last one
slavingpeoplesacrificingthings:

dapperfucker:

best of “she wears short skirts”

Fucking lost it at the last one
slavingpeoplesacrificingthings:

dapperfucker:

best of “she wears short skirts”

Fucking lost it at the last one
slavingpeoplesacrificingthings:

dapperfucker:

best of “she wears short skirts”

Fucking lost it at the last one
slavingpeoplesacrificingthings:

dapperfucker:

best of “she wears short skirts”

Fucking lost it at the last one
slavingpeoplesacrificingthings:

dapperfucker:

best of “she wears short skirts”

Fucking lost it at the last one
slavingpeoplesacrificingthings:

dapperfucker:

best of “she wears short skirts”

Fucking lost it at the last one
slavingpeoplesacrificingthings:

dapperfucker:

best of “she wears short skirts”

Fucking lost it at the last one

slavingpeoplesacrificingthings:

dapperfucker:

best of “she wears short skirts”

Fucking lost it at the last one

kittenpatches:

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news
kittenpatches:

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

kittenpatches:

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news