Sorry for the wait!

clayur:

omegameh:

These are 4 circles that don’t intersect…

I’m fucked up. This fucked me up. I’m fucked. This is fucking fucked up. I’m fucked

clayur:

omegameh:

These are 4 circles that don’t intersect…

I’m fucked up. This fucked me up. I’m fucked. This is fucking fucked up. I’m fucked

Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me

when people ask me why i have trust issues i just like to point out that my dad has explicitly told me that you cannot make pies north of the mason-dixon line

ladypaceofmirkwood:

I’ve figured it out: My type is tall, handsome and dorky as fuck

cynthiathecooldancer:

lesbi-psychos-together:

an-abundance-of-nonsense:

I love this

saw this at leeds pride and it was amazing

it’s okay I’m used to it 

burgrs:

ur a cutie and if anyone tells u otherwise let me know i will light them on fire

mrharrisonford:

what guns look like irl

image

how i draw guns

image

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

mayangelsfall:

blueboxfrombakerstreet:

mayangelsfall:

Just imagine Dean kissing Cas for the first time, and Cas being completely shocked -

And Dean taking advantage of the momentary lapse to stab Castiel with the angel blade; the demon laughing as the life fades from those blue eyes.

And then imagine Cas covering Dean’s demon eyes as he sinks to the floor, trying to remember the real Dean. His Dean.image

OH MY GOD

NO FUCK NO STOP

ladystilts:

This is the kind of boyfriend I need.
ladystilts:

This is the kind of boyfriend I need.
ladystilts:

This is the kind of boyfriend I need.
ladystilts:

This is the kind of boyfriend I need.

ladystilts:

This is the kind of boyfriend I need.

cheesoisuncool:

image

this is the best article title ive ever seen it doesnt just say ‘top 10 plants that can kill you’ it says top 10 plants that WILL kill you these plants are going to fuck you up and theres nothing you can do about it

batched:

notsosilentwallflower:

batched:

knightlock:

how much do boy/girlfriend cost

at least 3 potato

didn’t it use to be 2 potato

the recession hit us hard

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

catp0rn:

this is it. this is the most important gif on tumblr.com

no okay but let me tell you a story

so at school I’m generally a pretty quiet person. I talk to a few people, I have a few friends, but I keep to myself a lot. So anyway, during lunch I’m on tumblr mobile, and this thing comes up. I put the gif onto full screen, and kind of half laugh at it. Then this guy who I have literally never talked to before walks by and then slowly back up and starts looking at my phone screen. I try to explain what I’m looking at, but really, how the hell do you explain this? Anyway, he waves over one of his friends so his friend comes over and looks at it. I’m still sitting in my chair, and we are all still completely silent. Soon more people begin to gather. 12 people, to be exact. 12 people, many of which I have never spoken to before, standing in a large, silent, ritual-esque circle around my iphone which is playing this gif on loop. After about five minutes, the first guy goes “how long is this?” and I was like “uh, its, um, its a gif, so it kind of goes on forever.” he nods and says “perfect”. These were the only words spoken throughout this whole event.

howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

unclemother:

*at drivers test* of course I have experience driving sir I play Mario kart all the time