If we shipped Steve and Sherlock we could call it CapsLock
AND ALL THE FANFICTION WOULD BE TYPED LIKE THIS
Which means Thor will have written it.
I LOVE TUMBLR.
YES THIS SHIP.
I LIKE IT.
STEVE GRABBED THE ALL-OBSERVING MAN, AND WITH THE PASSION OF A HUNDRED WARRIORS, THEY ENGAGED IN INTIMATE MOUTH TO MOUTH ACTION, MUCH TO MY PERSONAL SATISFACTION.
once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory
You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone
go big or go home
How to make me suffer:
1) Fold this meal’s tortilla into quarters
2) Pile the stuff that’s supposed go inside on top of it
3) Give it to me when there’s five minutes left of lunch
4) Watch as I shove that shitty meal into my mouth at high speed
Laugh. You have officially made me suffer.
Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy look at me
I just realized it’s the weekend… I finally have an excuse for selfies!
And, finally, a bonus picture of me as a kid:
Sometimes I see something and I’m just like:
"No. Shoo. Go away. Nobody wants you. Shhhhhhh."